ridiculously ill

another adjective meaning rad, best, totally bad ass. see also pimp tight

Gina, have you seen that tree that is claimed to have malaria?

Yes Thomas, that yellow tree is ridiculously ill!

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ill-prepared

when u r ready but u get sick

I was at work today and i was ill-prepared so i got fired.

ill ostrich

Men who are really good at making bagels and are stingy with their money, but aren't Jewish.

Hey, fellows... I know this ill ostrich at the bagel shop who doesn't look Jewish! Theo!

ill-error

A phrase anyone can use in order to have a legitimate sounding excuse for making a mistake at work, at home or when you return something, and you can't think of any other reason.

It also helps if your are or have been sick, thus bringing a little cred to your lame excuse. (Can be used in conjunction with it's 2nd cousin: "ill-advised".)

Woman: Wow! What were you thinking? Of course your pineapple is going to spoil if you bought it 3 weeks ago and left it on your kitchen counter. We can't give you a new one.
Man: Yeah, but I wasn't thinking properly...it's an ill-error. I didn't realize it because I've been sick and couldn't come into the store without giving everyone here my flu.
Woman: OK, go pick one out and I'll have someone ring it up at no charge.
Man: Thank You...(with a fake sneeze)

ill-gut

Someone who is in a foul mood and behaving acoordingly.

See also: cantankerous, grumpy, disagreeable.

Little Timmy didn't get enough sleep last night and is being a bit of an ill-gut.

ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.

Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.

ill munch

Some delicious fucking shit, typically a fast food.

"Dude that party was fucking sick, but I'm starving now. Who's up for some ill munch?"