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The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.
The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.
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When you slam your head on your keyboard
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You type this when you have way too much free time or are way too bored.
Teacher: lets count to 50!
Students: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50!
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The angle at which an armor joint on a bridge must be cut to ensure maximum efficiency
Brian: “did you guys cut that joint at 45 degrees?”
Don: “no we can accomplish the same goal as cutting straight down”
Brian: “you all are fucking retarded” *slams truck door, takes of in anger*
Sebbyツ294: mate, I got killed by this guy that is using a sodium-45
So trump supports are known as 45 supporters and “ride til I die” is an idiom meaning support you until I perish or (die). Combine the two and it means I support trump until I die. Play on an old phrase
I wanted to get a "45 till I die tattoo" to show everyone how MAGA I am!
Best fuckin diesel out there. Sadly they are marmite engines, you get the sensible people that think they are hellfire and great engines, then you get the shitheads who wank over class 37s saying how shit they are.
37 basher: DO 1 SHITY PEEK OW CUN U LIEK THOWSE M8 THAY R SHIT
Peak basher: Cus they are hellfire you deaf twat, go back to wanking over EE and leave the sulzers to the real men.
If you dont like the sound of a class 45, please get your ears tested. Or you just go round chasing 37s and hate anything that isnt or doesnt sound similar to a class 37.