chimney apple

the random nose that comes from your mouth when you sneze, it is going to fast to make it out.
also used in norway when being asked to pass the fork...

excuse me good sir, coud you chimney apple. BEEP?

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Mexican Chimney Sweep

When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.

Fukboi: Yo girl, lemme sweep that chimney.
Grl: Oh yes, plz give me the Mexican Chimney Sweep

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one eye up the chimney

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

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Kansas City Chimney Sweep

During sex one partner defecates on a woman's anus and then uses an object, generally a dildo, to force the feces into her anus. Usually accompanied by the shouting of misogynistic slogans.

"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas City Chimney Sweep

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drop some presents down the chimney

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....

Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney

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Irish Chimney

The natural tendency of a shirt, while defecating on a toilet, to create a narrow passage along the abdomen and chest, through which potent fecal fumes are able to travel directly from the toilet to the face. Sufferers may experience, watery eyes, gaging, nausia, or in extreme cases vomiting.

I forgot to take my shirt off this morning during my morning glory, gave myself an Irish Chimney and ralphed everywhere.

I missed lunch today. Took a deuce right before hand, gave myself an Irish Chimney and lost my apatite.

Bob called in sick this today, I wondering if he's suffering from an Irish Chimney.

-"I'm going to step into the office."
-"Don't forget to close your Irish Chimney."

Dutch Oven, Fruitcup, Fart Apnea

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Chimney sweeping

When one cleans their dick hole

Make sure to go chimney sweeping tonight in your bath