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Corporate Whore

unscrupulous person who has a devotion to a corporation or business, forsaking all coworkers for the benefit of the company. "Therefore Stretching your balloonknot beyond its previous border", and leaving a knife in your back.

one who has forsaken personal values and constitution to promote the agenda of current management

Choppers digs up or creates ficticious dirt on fellow coworkers to get ahead being an industrial tramp corporate whore to the boss and his minions.

In addition Choppers works 80hrs in a 40hr job , and is seen as a suck up, also is often seen wiping mouth after leaving boss's office.

by The Provocateur August 30, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meow Corporations

An entire corporation run by cats; Their main purpose is to protect the world from villians such as dogs, and their biggest enemy, Orange Cat, who has been trying to over-throw the corporation for years. The current president of Meow Corp. is Lucky Oreo Briggs.

There are over 1 million cat and kitten agents working at Meow Corporations.

by Sarah Briggs February 17, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


something corporate

best band ever. end of story.

something corporate fucking owns.

by Rebecca November 18, 2003

289๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


V2 Corporation

A rapidly expanding business entity rooted deep in the underworld of Magnolia, Texas that has vowed to vanqush the venal and virulent vermin vangaurding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. V2 Corporation has been vandalizing virgins vaginas since 1988. This coalition of vandalous vagabonds are forever V.I.P. and are entitled to using only V Notes and receive as many virgins as they desire as consorts. consistent vandalism is a must in this corporation, as that is where much of their V Notes flow from as well as:violating,vanquishing and vanity.Roots of this underground faction extend back to the roman empire;or more specifically, the roman numeral for five:V. However, even this is not the full extent of their ancestry; biblical references contain allusions to the leaders of V2 Corporation themselves. Some scientists claim the number 42 as the number of the universe; well 42 divided by 2 is 21 and 21 + 2 is 23 and 2+3=5 and as already stated above, the roman numeral for 5 is V. Therefore, V is the master of the universe. When you try your best but you arent victorious, join V2. You will soon vanquish the competition.
www.myspace.com/v2corporation

Victor-"hey whats up baby?"
Victoria-"groan ugh...i just got v-bagged and then given an extra big helping of v-cheese..."
Victor-"WHAT!!!BY WHO!!!"
Victoria-"...........V2 Corporation"

by Lucifer(aka V) February 21, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Corporate America

Term used to direct the blame of something bad somewhere else

"The vending machine is out of blueberry Pop-Tarts!"
"Corporate America!"

"I got an F on the test."
"Corporate America, I'm telling you..."

by dylan-o November 18, 2006

155๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


corporate pimp

A person who works as the owner and/or administrative leader of a capitalist and/or fascist company. See also corporate underpimp.

Corporate pimps not only reap the larger payoff from their whores' dealings with customers, they also usually mount them themselves as a means of maintaining their dominant status.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


corporate communism

Phrase coined by Dylan Ratiger, MSNBC, basically meaning the current government/corporate system in place that is funneling money=power=control from the masses to a few select individuals, at the cost of competition and choice. Examples are the 24 trillion backing of the financial institutions and health care corporations that are exempt from the Sherman Antitrust Act.

Americans will only regain identity when they finally understand corporate communism.

by Quido1 April 17, 2010

62๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž