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a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.
says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot
also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"
Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK
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A tall blonde posh English person who gets pissed for no reason at all.
Sinan: What's the difference between an egg and David, the egg gets laid.
David: (blanks Sinan and all his friends for the whole day.)
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the most amazing person you'll ever meet. you will seriously fall for him no matter what. he's extremly attractive and has amazing hair. he would seriously never do anything to hurt you, and will always be with you no matter what.<3 he's wonderful just the way he is, most perfect human being to walk the earth.
~~~~~~~~~~~ i love you David
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Davids are very narcissistic and only think of themselves. No matter the evidence put against their argument they still argue for their point and it's not even arguing he starts yelling for no reason. They mistreat their wives either physically or mentally. They buy houses without wives permission and in the wives name. they drink and drive because they only care about themselves. they don't care about unborn babies and supports the killing of them. You feel quite uncomfortable around david and want to spend the least amount of time with him as possible. They are very arrogant and once they believe something that is the end of it he will never change his mind even if it is for the better. He is in all just very stupid and buys a house in a very bad neighborhood and allows for it to get robbed twice because he left the downstairs window open. Then he pays for very expensive stuff to fix up the house and goes bankrupt so even the amount of work he puts in the house isn't gotten back after selling the house because he used such expensive things for a house that no matter what will not be worth the money. Then the house he buys in his wives name is a crappy ass house he ends up putting a hole in the roof to get a matress upstairs? who in their right mind see's this as smart. He didnt ask his wife for her permission in having the house in her name. They will divorce eventually like anyone else who has dated him. but dont worry he will go get another wife from haiti.
omg look at david he only pays attention to his kid when other people are over. pls dont be like david
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1. Mexican. 2. Awesome and AMAZING. 3; Best Person in the whole wide world. Is super duper cute and great.
4. Has Adorable brown eyes! 5. TOTAL turn on just saying,
Very Unique (ad'j) Plays Call Of Duty and Minecraft.
A person who is the best boyfriend.
Dude, Hes a David, because he plays games all day ;)
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The sweetest guy anyone could ever have the chance to meet. A very strong person that is toff on the outside but inside has a sweet and kind heart. Sort of resembles a little baby kapuchean monkey, and a huge smile with bordering dimples that makes heats melt. I'm lucky to have a man like him. I love you boo. :)
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Not smart. Just sits in math class and plays games instead of doing homework. Will never find love. Sorry man.
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