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Excusez-moi, je ne suis pas parle-vous français.
French class was terrible.
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Shop lifting
An inseparable part of French culture
A legend says that French supermarkets are taking thefts into consideration by adding the monthly loss by theft to the prices of the products in store.
Which makes sense, doesn't it?
I went French shopping today, got myself some fromage de corse.
When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her
I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut
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The act of dick-to-face slapping with repetition whilst holding the blades of a ceiling fan.
Man 1: dude guess what we tried last night!?
Man 2: ew, not the cleaveland steamer?
Man 1: No, the French Helicopter.
When your level of awesomness surpasses all others on such a high level it damages egos at significent levels just by standing near people
Girl 1: wow who is that hunk? He is so hot :)
Girl 2: that is Sam french, the most amazing man alive!
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!
Girl one : who is that handsome hunk?
Girl two: that's sam French the most selfless muscly, handsome, smart, funny, man ever. Plus he is the best actor ever
Sam French: it's all true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ononeoneone
A type of oral sex, where you make out with the tip of the penis.
Francesca, tried out french oral with Arthur, he seemed to like having the tip of his dick being made out with.
When you spunk on a broads back and then put out your cigarette in the cum on her back. Smack her ass for a laugh
"Bro you hook up with Jessica?"
"Yeah I totally French Ashtrayed that bitch"