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Verb - The Act of Incarcerated Intercourse
Measurement - A vague unit of time and space that is usually no longer than a few minutes although taking a seemingly infinite amount of time. When used to measure space as well as time it's usually a very short distance but due to one's own intoxication this distance seems to take Forever. This measurement is usually used while high, drunk or waiting for a drug dealer. See Drug Dealer Time
Verb - "Man that was some awesome jail fuck last night huh? The warden sure knows how to use his nightstick"
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1st example
John: "Goddamn Jim! I was waiting a whole jail fuck for you to get here!"
Jim: "John I was only gone 30 seconds....HOLY SHIT are you high man"
2nd example
Jim: "Hey man how far is your dealer? I wanna pick up some kush"
John: "Oh it's not far, he's just a Jail Fuck away"
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Coined phrase by "JOJO," which is a sex position where the partner is is on his/her back, with legs 90 degrees in the air and the penetrating partner's face in between those legs as if to look through jail bars.
jail time is example of a prisoner holding jail bars and looking through :-)
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Little skanks that walk around thinking they look good trying to tease older men that can't get anyone their own age. Usually LIE about their age.
baby-momma-to-be, slut
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When a line of men fuck each other in the ass usually happens in Jail
Hey bud wanna have a jail party?
YeAH Sure ain't gettin to pussy
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I heard about someone recently who has been in Cooma Jail, NSW, Australia for 6 months and says that he loves it.
He has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. He says its really cool.
"Man if I go to jail, I hope I get Min. Security at Cooma Jail."
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The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.
“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
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a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun
i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon