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jared

a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.

that man just beat his wife's jared.

by gerard_capshen123 November 21, 2013

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Jared

He works at Subway and has a "Five Dollar Foot Long".

Jared works at Subway

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jared

a massive whore

Stop being such a whore, Jared.

by miath August 11, 2018

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jared

100% of the time it’s a dude with the smallest penis in the classroom. he can never make anyone laugh and he’s just stupid.

ha did you see jared’s tiny penis when he got exposed

by coopscoop14 October 8, 2018

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Jared

The stupid ass Jew everyone's cool with. That kids got more problems than a mental patient. Usually known as the drug dealer because he's getting rid of all those prescriptions mommy has him on. Nice guy though

"Damn Jareds drunk again"?

by Autobon946 March 15, 2017

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jared

someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness

someone you would stride to be gay

a manifestation of homoseaxuallity

basically the gay-est nigga God could create

I took jared's girlfriend ... oh well

My wife is hates jared and things he is a homophobic nigger

by jared gasmena December 6, 2017

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Jared

A person who only cares about his friends and family and the doesn't care about. Always disrespectful and has a bad attitude and doesn't give a fuck what people say about him. Always laugh at the bad things!

Jared is a careless person

by Hajsh December 1, 2018

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