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A dump that one would likely find in a mall bathroom toilet because the producer was so proud of it that he/she decided not to flush so that other people could see it. Can also be used to describe the estimated size of an upcoming dump.
Hey Eric check out this Mall Dump I just took in your toilet...SWEET!...or...Dude we gotta find a bathroom quick because I have to take a massive Mall Dump...HURRY!
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Much like that of a watering hole found in National Geographic. Scene/hardcore/bro kids go there almost EVERY Friday night. Many of them are druggies or drama starting whores. They all stand around the fountain area, smoke a few cigs and look like idiots. A shit load of them go to the park to smoke weed and fight. Be warned, there are a bunch of two faced girls that are really stupid and are about fifteen and love to start drama!
Scene Guy: Damn look at all these ugly scene whores, I bet I can get ten of them to give me dome in the family restrooms!
*All the scene girls at Arrowhead Mall are really slutty and NONE of them respect themselves. Not to mention, their ALL ugly and fat.
Hardcore Guy: That fucking faggot ass scene kid keeps looking at me the wrong way, if he keeps it up, I'll fuck his shit up.
Bro: SRH FOR LIFE! *makes srh spade with hands* LOOK AT ME, I'M COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN SRH, BRAHHHH! LETS GO GET FADED!!
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A session, usually lasting at least an afternoon, sometimes stretching into a weekend, of compulsively going from one store to another, either to browse or to buy. Sometimes followed up by mass merchanditis and accompanied by a credit card overload or a bank account drain.
Adam: Are you going for anonther mall crawl?
Eve: Sure - yesterday was just the warm-up for today. Notice I hardly bought anything yesterday?
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Often listen to bands like "HIM", "Evanescence" or "Linkin Park".
They have never heard/liked true gothic.
See also, pathetic.
Oh god, Ville Valo of HIM is like so sexy. Oh, and life sucks.
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A person who spends most of their time at malls and whose ideology and lifestyle is dictated by mall mentality and mass media megalomania. Like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton.
She's a scat munching mall creature, that's all that she is.
The act of when walking through the mall, the person directly in front of you abruptly stops, looks around for perhaps a certain store, and then changes direction. This can sometimes cause a collision with the mall stopper or at the very least cause you, the victim, to stop short as well. These people rarely apologize.
"Last night I banged into a group of 4 mall stoppers and was nearly killed."
"I can't believe I got mall stopped today by a group of mall walkers."
The state of lacking nutrition due to a diet comprised mainly of shopping mall food court fare.
"Ow, my stomach hurts from eating those tacos from the food court. Yesterday, it was mall chinese. I think I'm mall-nourished."