sea level

The alititude in which the gluteal region is found. To catch someone "below sea level" is to find someone staring at another's posterior.

Person 1: Bro did you see Sophie's ass in those jeans???
Person 2: Yeah bro I caught Jason below sea level when she got up from her chair

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Sea Cabbage

Kelp that has been pickled in a human female's vagina.

James: "Hey Charlie, have you tried the sea cabbage?"
Charlie: "Yes James! It was very fishy and refreshing."

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sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.

After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.

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Sea snickers

When you deficate into someone's aquarium and watch it slowly drift to the bottom

Larry asked me to watch his fish while he was on vacation but he was being a dick so I gave his fish tank a sea snickers instead

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Sea of Goodness

"Sea of Goodness"-proper noun.

The body of water that you swim in after you cum, to which you're granted access for only a brief period of time.

The Sea of Goodness also serves as a cure for mild depression with it's magic healing waters.

Joe: "Are you playing "snake""
Bob: "yes" (Typing is with the left hand only, and therefore slow)
Joe: "Dude you there yet"
Bob: "DUDE I'M AT THE SEA OF GOODNESS"
Joe: "Aaaaawesome"
Bob: "Dam, they kicked me out of the Sea of Goodness but at least now I can enjoy their waiting room for a while =)"

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Sea Bear

The Sea Bear is a cold blooded mammal that lives in the ocean and is a fearsome warrior in the depths. Originally evolving from the Megalodon, the Sea Bear is widely known to eat Sperm Whale, Swallows, and the occasional other Sea Bears off of Naval Bases. It is especially fond of eating seamen off of its poopdeck. The Sea Bear, also known in its Greek name as θάλασσα αρκούδα, tends to reside on Sand Bars, where other Sea Bears frolic on the low depths of the Sandbar. The Seabear has very few mortal enemies, as it is known as a fearsome predator of the ocean blue. It is known to have several enemies, such as Swallows and Cayla Plot, however, it usually is able to fend off them with its very large claws and penis.

I am freaking sick of seeing Sea Bears by Oak Hill Beach.

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sea hag

1. n. A woman that looks as though she has been ravaged by years at sea.

2. a. Having little or negative attractive value. Usually a woman.

No boys like Sally. She's a real sea hag.

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