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A very attractive glamour model from England with perky 34E breasts, toned belly, perfect innie pussy and a gorgeous face. A perfection
-Dude, I googled Emily Shaw Agnes and ejaculated very hard last night. It was amazing
-She is sexy. I still have a Playboy magazine with her, wanna see it?
-Sure!
This dude is just a straight bitch, that's it
Dude, why you being such a hunter shaw man?
When a woman is performing oral sex on you and she tries to come up so you punch her in the forehead.
“Dude last night shorty was slobbing me up but she got tired and tried to stop so I gave her the good old fashion terry shaw”
When a teacher or professor waits until after the last day of school to post a bad grade.
Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."
Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"
Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."
Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."
another crappy Canadian telecommunications company like bell canada. They have ridiculous customer service and WILL sell you short and/or trick customers.
I called Shaw Canada to get up my internet connection back up, but they refused to do it. I just wanted to play Fortnite!