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What happens when you give someone a facial that goes around both eyes and the mouth
I shot it on her face, but she could still see because I gave her a ski mask.
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A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.
I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.
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A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to
If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded
When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row
Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.
An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.
A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet
One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.
Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.