Phone Sniper

Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.

Dude: Hey

(Seconds later)

Phone Sniper: Hey

Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?

call-sniper

Commonly used in the first responder world as a person who snags calls off the screen before a dispatcher gives it to the assigned person.

Officer Dave is a call-sniper when viewing a pending call before another assigned officer receives it and steals it before dispatch gathers all the information

School Sniper

anybody that cries over 2k

Nadexe: that boy bmiller a school sniperrr
Bmiller: yessir i got ar15 emotes

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eBay Sniper

Somebody who won the eBay auction that was "yours" because they practice superior bidding strategies.

When done properly, eBay sniping avoids bidding wars, shill bidding, and losing.

To be a successful eBay sniper, enter the very maximum you are willing to pay when the auction has less than 10 seconds to go. Then imagine the faces on those lowballers you just beat.

Sarah: Wow Mike, how do you manage to get so many great deals on eBay?
Mike: I'm an eBay sniper!

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Pipe Sniper

Invented by a military man named Terry Miles in 2008. Used to describe a closet homo sexual. That likes to look at other peoples penis, from a distance in the locker room. As not to be caught in the act. Much like a Sniper does.

"I caught Joe looking at my junk out of the corner of my eye again. He's such a Pipe Sniper"

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Sniper Cock

1)One who scopes out other mens cocks in the locker room after practice or games.

2) Shooting the puck off the post and in the net.

"Dude, look at the size of Kirbys cup"

"Easy there Sniper Cock"

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Beer sniper

The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..

"Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"

"But you will insist"

"thud"

"oweiii, I've just been shot by the beer sniper"

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