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The Swedish Scarf is the act of performing the standing "69" position with a blonde that is choking her partner out with her hairy legs while being eaten out.
"Hey baby wanna let me wear your Swedish scarf?"
When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.
Girl gives you a hand job but your buddy moves her arm. Similar to Dutch rudder.
Dustin and Adam were pretty close after their Swedish stear.
Someone who solely eats Swedish Fish
The Swedish Pescatarian overdosed on Red Dye #40.
When two people who are deeply in love find themselves near an IKEA and are deeply horny. They enter the store and find the nearest bed to fuck.
My chick and I were hanging out and decided to try out the Swedish style since we near an IKEA.
-John
When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.
Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.
A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.
Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!