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The Origin of Windows 10:
Teacher: Can you tell me how to count to ten?
Bill Gates: 1, 360, One, 95, 2000, 7, 8, 8.1, 10!
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You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.
My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!
The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.
Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.
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The best OS. Windows 7 is so much better than windows 10. windows 7 has no spyware, no built-in advertisement, no annoying forced update, no several restart to install update that will damage your computer a lot and more spyware added. All of those are on windows 10 but not windows 7.
Microsoft: we will stop giving Windows 7 support after January 14, 2020.
Me: I don't care. What is my anti virus for? I don't give a sh*t to Windows 10. Complete garbage.
Mom: look I bought you a new mac book pro!
Me: *format everything and installing windows 7.
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To keep asking again and again until the person says yes.
Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.
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The cost of having to pay for a unneeded Windows license, is often referrer to as Windows tax, primarily in the open source community. However by the Windows OEM EULA, you can get your Windows license refunded, if you can't/don't accept the EULA terms.
Lenovo hanged up on me when I tried to get a Windows tax refund.