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"hey jim, what is "the answer to life the universe and everything"?
"how many letters are in that sentence Tim?"
"uhhh 42?"
"there is your answer Tim"
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Someone who takes every comment a person makes literally, no matter how obvious a troll/joker he is.
Guy 1: Dude, why won't you share your cake with me?
Guy 2: Because you're Jewish. *obviously joking with his snickering*
Guy 1: OMG! RACIST! YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD YOU NAZI!
Guy 2: ...dude, don't be a Yahoo! Answers poster.
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To say no like a formal way but being informal.
Exam question: Did the Nazis win WW2? Write the answer with more than 3 words.
Somebody: My answer isn't actually not no.
I answered my own question, didn't I? I actually had several pretty good answers. The dragon age/fight club thing? That one was pretty good.
Hym "Hahahahaha! That's actually the story behind one of my catchphrases! You know what it is? You've probably already heard it but I'll repeat it for you: DON'T TRY AND FAIL! There. Now you know. I answered my own question. But you didn't answer mine... Did you see the maze? You said you were in hell... After you almost died. It sounds like you saw it. You saw it didn't you? What did you do? To stave off the creature? Ooh! I'm so curious! Was it me or was it the creature? I know it's a fan of mine so maybe it liked the idea and used it itself but, boy, am I curious. I have to try not to get a big head. Don't want to make your mistakes and get too big for my britches."
A Concise Four-Point Answer is an answer or response that is not only correct, but also breathtakingly awe-inspiring that it is impossible to deny anything but full-marks to.
Joseph: "What is the En Passant Rule in Chess?"
Rohan: "It's a pawn move"
Joseph: "Can you explain it in a concise four-mark answer?"
Rohan: "No"
Xavi: "I can"
When a person has an answer to the question that is subjective, their hand shakes drastically in order to show their excitement to answer the question. This is followed by an 'I suppose' and then the answer. Another following statement is a 'Depends on the context'. Another way to get the attention from answering the question is a statement of 'ahhh-sir/ma'am'.
Teacher - "What is the answer to Question 9"
Student- *shakey-finger gun answer* "ahhhhh-sirrrr"
Teacher - "Yes (insert student)"
Student- "Oh, uh, well I suppose, that the answer to Question 9, depending on the context, is the child is in the wrong. But I suppose that it really depends on the context again, uhh, ummm."
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This was made up in my school with me and three other guys.
It was named after one of the losers in our school. What it is,is that you shit, piss, and jizz with your friends in this smoothie maker and mix it all up. Put it in two cups.Then you set those cups by the face of a person who is laying on the ground blind folded tied up of the hands and feet. Hopefully they will rollover to one those cups and it spills all over his or her face
Let us say you're at a party and you're basically wasted and you just want to get some pussy. But this fuckface says no fucking allowed in his crib. So you get bunch of your friends and blindfold him, tie him to the ground, and put da BOMB Final Answer right by his face and when he rolls over it hits him or her in the face.
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