Toaster bath

a day committed to committing toaster bath

Hey baby do you wanna come over and commit toaster bath

Omg yeas make sure you’ve got two toasters

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bath tissue

bath tissue is a pussified version of toilet paper. It's basically what TV commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.

Commercial: New Charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.

TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

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ho bath

Using baby wipes to clean armpits, vagina, penis, butt crack when you don't have time to shower.

I hit the ladies room & took a ho bath before heading to happy hour.

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Ho Bath

Washing your junk in the sink after sex then hitting the streets again!

"Damn, Rachael came home from her date with Johhny, took a ho bath then went to the clubs"

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bath of shame

Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act

Dude, after what I did to myself last night I needed to take a bath of shame.

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Bath tub

The place we're cute couples like to bang. It is wet and perfect for sex

Oh this bath tub is perfect

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Bird Bath

Quickly washing your armpits, crotch, face and neck in a sink atany various location. Can be performed at a coffee shoppe or a one night stand's crib after a long night at the club.

Dude 1: "She totally wants me but I have swass and have been sweating all night!"
Dude 2: "Give yourself a bird bath, man!"

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