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Beta for Azeroth

A piss-take of the World of Warcraft expansion 'Battle for Azeroth', developed by Activision Blizzard.

The beta testers were mostly streamers who did fuck all testing. Those who DID actually send in bug reports were just ignored. Blizzard used the beta as a PR stunt, and chose to ignore 99% of tester feedback, causing the game to inevitably release in a half-finished state, riddled with bugs, typos and horrendous lag.

A year from release, lots of the bugs were fixed. However, many still remained, and players remained plagued by horrendous lag, quests failing to complete, and more.

Players began to refer to the game as 'Beta for Azeroth', taking the piss out of the fact the beta test was utterly worthless, and therefore it fell to the community to do the actual testing.

Player 1: I finished a heroic Warfront and the quest failed to complete. I opened a ticket, and the GM responded the next day saying it's fixed and to try again. I tried again and it was still broken. I'm getting sick of beta testing this game.

Player 2: Well, they do call it Beta for Azeroth for a reason.

Player 1: Blizzard are a small indie company, so you've got to cut them some slack.

by Lunarclaw August 7, 2019

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beta male

An extremely weak male with no confidence and relays on a more superior black female to make discussions for him. Try's to act as a fatherly figure but is just embarrassing. Commonly referred to as Quaver

Friend 1: I want to shag your girlfriend
Friend 2: She is a mild
Beta male:

by IloveQuavers February 6, 2019

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Google Beta

A product (usually computer-related) that is so stable and usable that running it in real time production environments is not only possible but recommended even though the product is marked beta. Comes from Gmail being in beta forever but still being awesome.

Man, Windows 7 is such a Google Beta! I run it on my main machine and haven't had any problems.

Universities have outsourced their email to Gmail because it is so awesome; it's a Google Beta!

by SovereignGFC January 21, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


master beta

The winning beta fish in a fight.

Hey man wanna get together and find out who the master beta is?

by Cass Ass May 11, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


beta beer

A local term from Washington State University, referring to the beta theta pi fraternity and their extremely high consumption of Smirnoff Twisted Ice, Mikes Hard Lemonade, Boone's Farm, and Wine Coolers. Primarily used as a derogatory term.

Bro #1: Excuse me good sir, may I kindly ask if there is any chilled Mikes Hard Cranberry at this fine establishment?

Bro #2: Obviously not, pussy, we don't have any beta beer now go grow a nutsack you homo.

by GoCougs October 8, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beta Male

A beta male would be the exact opposite of an Alpha male. First, notice that beta male isn't capitalized like Alpha male, and that is for a reason. beta males are plagued with anxiety, insecurity, and are all around dominated by their peers. beta males are unlikely to ever find success, mostly due to their lack of confidence and insufficient sexual demeanor.

Woman: "That beta male couldn't even keep his dick up for thirty seconds, I need an alpha that could keep it as hard as steel."

by WartburgMan13* January 11, 2012

221๐Ÿ‘ 368๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beta Male

a thin, pasty, white "male" who lacks eye contact and avoids confrontation at all times, frequently described as a cuckold, he lacks the motive to eat food and lift weights.

john - who is that beta male over there?
mike - him? oh he's ciaron wan kerr

by ciaron kerr September 29, 2018

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