rice burner

Any small, disposable vehicle that resembles a push-type lawnmower at first glance. Usually (poorly) piloted by scrawny white boys trying to work through identity crises.

Trailer-pard Tad (otherwise known as deluxe_247) scrapes his generic Asian tin can along at 34 mph with his (c)rap blaring at distorted levels. He calls other backward-hat wearing punks "treble rebels". Sesame Street is urgently looking for you, Tad.

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turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.

That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.

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cd burner

A piece of hardware more commonly known as a CD-R or CD-RW drive. Burns to CD-R and CD-RW discs usually.

My CD Burner was one of the best things I ever bought!!!

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dick burner

a female who gives hard, fast, hand jobs and tends to give a side effect similar to rug burn; just on your member

"Man that girl is such a dick burner! It still hurts when I have to take a leak!"

razor burners

Code for making fun of annoying kids on Razor scooters. Way of calling them flaming fags for the act of scooting.

"Man, that kid at the skatepark was cutting everyone off." "Ah yeah, I saw that little Razor burner ruining the session too."
"We went to this spot to film some tricks, but these total Razor burners kept getting in the shot while we were rolling for footage"

burner number

a disposable number generated by third party apps used for business, pleasure, or for dubious Tinder matches.

Thank god I didn't give my Tinder match my cell phone number cuz that crazy ass has been blowing up my burner number. I think I'll just delete it and get a new one.

squrit burner

When you have dieare after eating something spicey and it hurts your butthole

I ate some hot fries now I got the squrit burners.