burnt ring

when ones anus is stinging from chilis or diahorrea

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burnt crouton

A really black person

Wow, that man is really a burnt crouton.

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Burnt tortilla

Don't get distracted or you'll burn the tortilla.

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.

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burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes

Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"

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Burnt Hoagie

When the male places his genital into a female’s anus. The female must then release the gas know as a fart while the male has his genital in side the anus. This will result in what is know as the burnt hoagie.

Penis in ass then fart.

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Burnt Dick

What do you fucking think it is?

I stuck my dick in a toaster on high and the product was guess what? A BURNT DICK!

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The Burnt Toast

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"

last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious

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