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Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.

"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."

by ydobon August 25, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


GEN COBRA

the alltime greatest mapper for mohaa ever. he made the maps for all city nights mods and he has made over 20 maps. hes the person who got me into the game.

i dont think ive had anymore fun than playin in the subway at city nights I, one of GEN COBRA's best maps.

by el_pirate November 30, 2003

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Sofa Cobra

Like her male counterpart, the Poodle Faker, a Sofa Cobra is a seemingly sweet, malleable, concercerned, considerate and utterly loveable female who, beneath the saccharine veneer, is a conniving, avaricious, greedy, wicked little kick-starting cunt.

Erik thought he'd found the girl of his dreams, but after she cleaned out his bank account, he realized that she was a Sofa Cobra.

Myrna? She seems real sweet, but she's just a Sofa Cobra. Watch out or she'll eat you alive and use your guts for garters.

by Winter Morgan April 27, 2010

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milking the cobra

The unaired episode of Animal Planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. A term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra's fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. Milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo wanking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite sex, but to each their own.

Last night I blinded me Julie when she was milking the cobra. He was angry and spat in her eye. She is in guarded, but stable condition.

by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gold Cobra

Fecal matter.

I'm going to go lay down a gold cobra.

by Lost Pilgrim June 23, 2011

34๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cobra Strike

Extreme mushroom stamping; The act of violently striking people or objects with your raging erection.

I just gave that girl a massive cobra strike right square in the face.

by NitroStrongjohn August 4, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Birth of the cobra

The act of a man folding his balls up on his shaft and plowing them into a woman's roast beef sandwich. Whence said package has been inserted, it is then slowley removed from the meaty creves. This spectacular display is known as the birth of the cobra.

Last night was miraculous, I gave her the birth of the cobra. It was all sloppy, like a triple roast beef sandwich.

by MeatMachine July 18, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž