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Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotion need not be suppressed. Three year olds are normally to small to act out this desire.
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a keen desire of a public or educational administrator to construct a building or buildings(a pun on Oedipus complex)
The principal seems to have an edifice complex.
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A psychological disorder where the affected person has delusions in which everyone, be it a close friend or distant acquaintance, is in love with said affected person.
"John gave me a back massage. I think he's in love with me."
"Wow, I think you have a Beauvais complex going on there..."
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When an individual thinks they have become the most greatest person in the whole world.
Arrogant and Conceited they also believe they are a Genius.
Guy: "Baby I'm a gift to the world. If you don't wanna be with me I can replace you with a click of a button. I'm the musical voice of a generation."
Girl: "No. You just have Kanye Complex." *walks away*
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A short person who feels inferior because of their size. They tend to take it out on other people and thrive on power trips. Shouting at others, especially when they are in a position of power, is common. Side affects include short temper, power trips/power-hungriness, anger issues, and often a bad sense of humor.
Mr. Weissman (Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School) has the biggest Napoleon Complex ever...well, almost. He's the perfect example. Ask any of his students.
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A pick up method guys use to belittle girls in order to sleep with them. It works on the priniciple that girls want to prove to guys how classy they are, when it may not always be the case.
Guy - "hey"
Girl (not interested) - "hi"
Guy - "nice dress"
Girl - "thanks it's a ____(insert designer name here)"
Guy - "oh really? i saw on just like it at k-mart" (walks away)
Girl - (trying to prove a point, chases guy) "actually..."
*great conversation starter and keeper as it encourages the girl to try to prove her point to the carefree guy* - the kmart complex.
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A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved
Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore
Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!
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