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hoes on deck

Noun. Meaning to have a substantial amount of girls on the side or other girls on the side waiting for you as backup plans.

I don't know about you bro, but I got hoes on deck.
Amanda thinks she's my one and only, but I got hoes on deck cuz.

by SwagSwagWoo August 21, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitches on deck

That you have bitches at the moment .

Ay homie you got bitches on deck ?

Naw bro these bitches be acting up .

by Daddy Gus January 22, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deck 16][

The best map that ever has happened to the whole ut scene :x

<playah1> OMFG i just got ownd on Deck 16!!
<Playah2> DECK 16!!!!!! (*WANKING SOUND*)

by Gints February 22, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


tidy deck

The state of one's back (or front) deck, when it has been put together under flawless attention to detail. Used to describe one's deck as spotless, or in the image of perfection. It is also commonly used as a standard term of deck cleanliness, and can be used in a derogatory manner when referring to the quality of which other decks fail to meet. tidy deck is also synonymous with dece deck.

(regarding a freshly built tidy deck)
Client: hey man, did your one make this here deck?
Tidy Decker: indeed i did.
Client: WOW. that's a tidy deck if i've ever seen one! how'd you do it?
Tidy Decker: aw you know, just a bit of dece deck supplies and some dece KB's one and Sawatzky's. nothing too out of the ordinary.
Client: I am well pleased.

(neighbours see the backyard deck of a huldamon)

what a shame. looks lousy. shoulda got a tidy deck.

by straightmate June 22, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


upper deck

When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..

This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

331๐Ÿ‘ 186๐Ÿ‘Ž


top deck

Verb: "to top deck".

To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.

The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.

"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"

"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."

by Top Decker January 1, 2006

227๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


weed on deck

to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"

"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"

"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"

"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"

by fourfourfourty August 27, 2008

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