Different Types of "Shit"

Bullshit - Lies

Dogshit - Poor quality

Batshit - Illogical

Apeshit - Frighteningly aggressive

Horseshit - Unfair

Different Types of "Shit"

Bullshit: "You're telling me Donald Trump made a good president?? Bullshit."

Dogshit: "I threw away my old PC. It was dogshit."

Batshit: "Dude, stay away from that guy. He's batshit crazy."

Apeshit: "Don't touch that vase! My mom will go apeshit!"

Horseshit: "What?? He can join and I can't?! That's horseshit!"

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A completely different Bullfish

The expression is used to discribe a ”Different Kettle Of Fish” and a “Whole New Ballgame”. First used by Greg Western in 2017, combining the two sayings into one hybrid.

“This is a completely different Bullfish” G.Western 2017

Main Tank Difference

When one Rein absolutely obliterates the other one until they pop out as a bunch of lego coins

Smurf: gg
super: gg
Smurf: Main Tank Difference
super: do you know who you're talking to?

Different Strokes Syndrome

A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.

1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.

Different box of frogs

When 2 things are so completely different

Coke in a can and coke in a bottle is a completely different box of frogs

celebrate our differences

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes

American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

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I Beg to Differ

A nerdy way of saying "what you said was bullshit"

Guy1: 2+2=4
Guy2: I beg to differ

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