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soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.

Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.

by llamalanuh October 23, 2022


Floodite Gems

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.

Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!

by starlessgolightly October 3, 2018


the brown gems

the brown gems is like the bomb bay, the bronze age, the bronze jade, the bond james and lebron jame

guy: hey have you heard of the brown gems
guy 2: you mean the basketball guy
guy: ya

by the brown gems August 19, 2022


North gem highschool

A school in Idaho that has some good and some bad teachers but all in all the school is pretty good besides it's really old

Kid 1. Where do you go to school
Kid 2. North gem highschool

by Bruhhhhh 69 August 13, 2021


Shining like a gem

Acronym for the word slag, used to talk bad about someone in front of them without them knowing

WOW YOU’RE SHINING LIKE A GEM!”

by Dr. Egg man April 30, 2021


Gem it up

A phrase commonly used by Clash Royale players. Usually used by massive gemmers who gem the ebarbs up to max!
A gemmer is a person with minimum skill who chooses to purchase gems in the game in order to get an advantage over the opponent by maxing out the barbs!
Usually pronounced: Geeeeeemmm it up!

Patrick AKA Chief Pat: That was an east three crown to zero!
Ebarbuser2002: But pat, you had maxed cards agaisnt a level 11, that's not fair you dirty gemmer! :(
Patrick AKA Chief pat: Gem it up!

by Ejraj February 23, 2018


The Gem Fairy

A Magical Gem Fairy in IGG's Lords Mobile.

Best friends with StarFoxDude who tells his story. One day i was playing in lab and after chasing a gremlin away he left behind a Gem Fairy. She was abused by the naughty gremlin who only used her to get him gems which he horded away. I fed her with my limited food. and shesl's been my friends and likes to help me find gifts to give to my friends. We've been partners ever since.

As always, be on the lookout. You never know when you'll run into The Gem Fairy

by StarFoxDude May 15, 2021