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"People" with red hair, freckles and pale skin. Mostly subitudes to poke fun at if there is no one fat about. The hatred for Gingers started back in the 8th to 11th century when the Vikings went around all of europe kicking everyones arse. Due to them coming form Scandinavia where Gingers decent from and the fact that they were Ginger themselves (e.g. Eric the Red), everyone started to hate Gingers. This hatred made Gingers unattactive, which is why most of them hardley get any sex, (e.g. Queen Elizabeth I of England, the virgin queen). Interestly enough Eric the Red's son later went on to discover North America. So you fuckins yanks cant say nothing! Plus it is a fact that Gingers purchase over 70% of the sunblock market. In conclusion Gingers will be exstict in the next few centuries, some of you might think its too long or better later than never, but we should remember the positive of being ginger, ill leave you to try and work out some.
Bloke 1 "The sun, risin at this time"
Bloke 2"Nah, its just the Vikings in the distance coming to invade us"
Bloke 1 "Fucking Gingers"
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a person affected by the genetic disease called gingervitis. Gingers have unattractive features that include nauseous red hair, gross pale skin, and skin disfigurations called freckles. Gingers are creepy, unappealing, and hard to look at. No normal person is attracted to a ginger, and therefore would not want to carry on any kind of sexual relationship with a ginger. This is the reason there are so few gingers in the world. Most people don't wish to carry on any kind of relationship with a ginger, mush less a relationship involving physical contact. There is no cure for gingervitis, but some gingers compensate for their disease by dying their hair brown or blond and tanning frequently. Those that don't will face a life full of rejection.
Example 1:
Sam - Look at that gross family of gingers that walked by.
Will - I know, those things creep me out.
Sam - I wish they would all just die off.
Will - That is the wish of any normal person
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hair colour between red and blonde.
"you have ginger hair"
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A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles, blue eyes and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to all, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls.
Chuck Noris is not a real Ginger
Oh no! The Ginger took my soul!
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Amazing god like beings which are the spawns of satan. The gingers will one day lose their verey short tempers and will yake over the earth with what is known as gingervitus this evwnt is known as gingergedon and will happen when the last ginger gives his soul to satan. Yes gingers do have souls but many have given them up to prpare for gingergedon and gain god like powers Also their amazing in bed.
"run run one of those gingers are going to kill us ahhhhh"
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Friend: Hey that girl is cute
Me: No you can’t date her
Friend: Why?
Me: Cause she’s a ginger
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Godly beings from outer realms, who mastered all of the black arts, especially soul stealing.
I am a ginger, and I will steal your soul.
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