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When a man cums in his hand and then slaps a girl in the face with his cum filled hand.
Dude i fucking sloppy gloved that girl last night
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1. I rag used to jerk it, to keep the male's hands clean.
Dude, we were at this cabin and there were Fap Gloves plastered all over the wall!
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When your buddy gives you a handjob while you watch porn with your hands behind your head, kicked back. His job is to pretend your dick is his, and he has to show you his technique for milking his knuckle babies on your penis.
We'd play Nintendo for a little while, then our boners would need attention and it wasn't long before Dave was entranced putting his Power Glove technique onto my big polish pecker. I sprayed the ceiling.
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YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.
Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.
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The act of jacking off in your hand and then slapping a slut in the face.
Al and Big D pulled off the craziest white glove on Tiffany!
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After fist fucking a girl anally, you pull your hand wrist out and the remnant feces makes it look as though you are wearing a brown glove.
Nikki always loved anal sex but I never thought she would be so into giving me a brown glove.
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Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.
Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."
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