gym dude

Found at the gym, these dudes can be spotted doing mad reps, staring at their biceps in the mirror, and grunting.

The most extreme gym dudes carry around notebooks, in which they record their sweet gym activities.

I can't wait to go to the gym and stare at all the gym dudes. Maybe they'll even let me read their sweet gym diaries.

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open gym

n. A day that comes every so often during high school physical education classes, in which the P.E. teacher leaves the equipment room unlocked and has his assistant take attendance, leaving the class to its own devices as he sits in his office with the door locked looking at porn for an hour and a half.

Q: Why can't you use the computer in the gym teacher's office?

A: The keyboard is still sticky from open gym.

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Gym Warrior

One who so far exceeds the expectations of participation in gym class that fellow students, along with teachers, find the warrior to be obnoxious. the warrior finds gym to be comparable to the olympics.

what a gym warrior.

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Gym Vagina

An imaginary accessory that one brings to the gym when he complains or does not put effort into his exercise.

John stop complaining, I told you to leave your Gym Vagina at home.

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gym rape

Being forced to go to the gym to workout even though you don't want to.

I am a huge fat person and i don't like working out, but i was physically dragged there...forced to do stairmaster...i felt like i was gym raped; even though my cholesterol might be falling.

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gym-bag

Someone who is particularly smelly, and consists of a lot of unwanted personality traits. Someone who is a gym-bag is very irritating, and gets on everyone's last nerve.

You are a complete gym-bag!

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Gym Celebrity

Some one who is always at the Gym and knows everyone there. Sometimes but not always a self absorped person male or female who is constently looking in the mirror. Obviously spends to much time coordinating their gym attire.
Male Definition: oversized "lats" cannot put his arms down, Always is talking way to long between "sets", stays on certain machines for a ridiculous amonts of time.
Female Definition: Has a hot body but is soo stuck up, always sticking out her ass and tits when working out, always on her phone, Botox

There is Joe again talking smack and flexing again..
Wow he is such a Gym Celebrity.

There is Jen again dping those extra deep squats all on purpose.
Seriously she is such a Gym Celebrity