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boo hammer

The act of ruining someone else's good time. A total buzz kill.

I was all excited about going out for tacos and then Mike came in and dropped his boo hammer...now we're having sushi.

I'm dropping the boo hammer; the party's over.

Quit being such a boo hammer.

by bassoonenough February 26, 2015


organ hammer

An organ hammer is a step up from a gut beater. It is able to explore all areas of the uncharted depths planting flags where no man has gone. Causing mini gushers with the intense flag planting throughout the exploration.

Gut beater is what they called me when I was 12. I got this here organ hammer Iโ€™m packing around now.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.

Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.

by Waterhead N Fireman August 2, 2019


Under The Hammer

To be sold (or to buy) at auction

That collection of baseball cards is going under the hammer.

I bought that car under the hammer.

by dickclarkfan1 March 8, 2007

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Sludge Hammer

Urban variable of "Sledge Hammer".

"hit upside da head wit a muh fuckin sludge hammer!"

by 540 shorty May 3, 2010

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Scoop and Hammer

The action of ordering an alcoholic drink at the bar rail. Then once the drink is received you reach into the cup/glass with your fingers, scoop out the ice, throw it over your shoulder, and hammer the drink back.

This is usually an action done by people who are already drunk, or people who want to get drunk quickly.

Tony was scoop and hammering last night, until the bouncer kicked him out for being too drunk.

by Vick Nilla August 16, 2009

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MC Hammer

A rapper of the early 90's who became really successful. But having his idea of a "plan" as he called it he spent all his money on stuff he did not need. In other words he thought he could make money but his life style could not be covered by his music so he went bankrupt. MC Hammer can often be seen in the Central Valley of Cali "Thats northern cali" do to the fact he now lives in a small one bed room house in Tracy. MC Hammer can also been seen in Modesto Cali time to time.

Having spent my days in Modesto I have seen MC Hammer a few times and met him 5 times. Among other things George Lucus "Maker of Starwars and other films" can be found going to Modesto being he was born and rasied here. Being his parents still live in the area.

by Woogy April 5, 2005

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Girth Hammer

An unnaturally bulbous and heavy penis head, causing the shaft to perpetually bend towards the floor. This bending occurs at all times, even during erection and usually presents all sorts of problems when being blown.

When Kim was attempting to blow me last night, I accidentally bruised her forehead and gave her a black eye with my Girth Hammer! She concussed shortly thereafter...

by Girth Himself January 25, 2009

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