Spoon the Hound

To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!

Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.

I went to spoon the hound today and got nothing but grief.

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blame hound

a third party who cops the blame for anothers indescretion.

I droped the worst fart the other day and used my baby son as my blame hound.

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hound cable

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

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brownie hound

Someone who uses flattery to get ahead or gain favor. A brown noser.

Bob just got promoted. He's such a brownie hound.

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slag hound

an endearing term used to describe ur bitch

i'm off to pick up my slag hound from work

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Inbound Hound

A person or business who/that doggedly pursues inbound marketing strategies, such as search-engine optimization (SEO) and social networking, as opposed to more traditional marketing strategies, such as print and TV advertising.

That new start-up is a real inbound hound.

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Pound Hound

1. A girl who has a the body of a 10 and the face of a stillborn baby

see also Butterface

2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles.

3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.

1. Guy: (to pretty lady from behind) Hello gorgeous, how bout a drink?
Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around)
Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound.

2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed.
Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound.
Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche.

3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy.
Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.

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