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Getting jumped

The act of being assulted by a large number of individuals

Mahito is getting jumped by Yuji and Nanami

by Caladhir July 31, 2023


skeppy jump

Skeppy's favorite jump in minecraft; a jump where you hit your head while you jump.

I just did a skeppy jump in minecraft.

by a person on the planet earth May 30, 2020


jump kissed

When you are taking to a person of interest and outta nowhere they kiss you.

I was out a bar last night when, outta nowhere, this girl jump kissed me.

by TheLivingLegend December 31, 2014


friend jumping

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.

I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.

by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017


double jump

The highest degree of impossibility in the universe. Represented by the well-established physics equation 2(infinite/infinite) = GMm/R^2. This blatant disregard for the laws of gravity can be seen in several well-known video game titles. It is widely speculated that performing this move will send our universe into chaos. Up will become southeast, black will become orange -red (but not red-orange!), and unicorns and leprechans will escape from Narnia and spew forth from where the jump was committed. Existance as we know it will end as a orange-red hole (there's no black) will emerge and destroy Earth, the offender, everything, and even the universe. Nice job Mario.

He double jumped his way out of existance. Stupid bastard.

by StutteringStan September 28, 2006

80๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Long Jump

Awesome Track Event where athletes run down a strip of track and jump and kick in the air making it look like they're sky walking

-Loook at that dude Long jump!
-Wait isn't that against Newtons laws of motion?

by Mrkewl November 10, 2007

77๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump Ship

Leave an organization, group, company/institution, movement, proposal, or idea. This departure is usually due to inside information, or a gut feeling, concerning the pending failure of said organization, group, company/institution, movement, proposal, or idea.

References the visual of a sinking ship, i.e.- the crew evacuates rather than stays honor bound to the cause of saving the ship at the expense of their lives.

Leaving a close knit business is never an easy choice. If the supervisors have managed their crew, or staff, with equanimity and sound ethical judgement those employees will dedicate themselves to the failing business in hopes of restoring the profitability rather than merely choosing to Jump Ship.

by THE REAL JULIA April 20, 2006

281๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž