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Whigga who will steal all you bitches chocolate or milk
damn it dat nigga lachlan! hide your grandmother before he puts it in!!!
the shortest man that will ever exist, and he is always incorrect
"Yeh the guy I went out on a date with last night was such a Lachlan"
Resting bitch face but a dude. Has no spidey-senses. Frequently spills pink milk on himself.
Lachlan is too tough for blankies.
may seem very scary at first but THEIR ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY AND VERY NICE YOU WILL NOT REGRET BEFRIENDING THEM, they may simp alot but you'll get used to it, they also really really like anime and roleplaying
"Lachlan just sent me a message, what do i do?"
"I dont know- their pretty scary"
Lachlan is an act refered to as someone repeated smashing the back of their head to imitate Lachlan and his flat fucking head. It is also common that they also chisel their brain to smoothen it just like Lachlan. Also Lachlan's eyebrows overlap.
Hey wanna Lachlan?
No I dont want a flat head a smooth brain nor an endomorph body