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Handsome, great at football, Hates jake paul, And better than any Ethen
I love his iconic theme song, "Melvin, Melvin! Brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin! brother of the joker! Melvin, Melvin! Brother of the Joker! ...I'm cool"
An insult that can be used as a replacement for any other insult.
He’s funny smart always trying to do to his best gets all the girls but he doesn’t know one of the biggest bozos you ever meet but at the end of the day it’s fun to have him as a best friend
Melvins a bozo but he’s my friend
“Oof” she snorts, Melvin is known as Mel b, Kyles twin, One oF neils daughters , or Melissa.Shes a rusty door knob and and smells a bit spoony she is a baby girl that I have to ShH 👀
“Woah Melvin and Kyle are NUTSY and reAd eachothers mInds to often , EW WTF THEIR GiNGER”
Melvin (also known as the chinese emperor Xi Ling) is revolutionary for the scientific world.
Melvin is the first neandertal reborn in modern time, this is made possible through his love for Billys pan pizza, which reincarnated him in 2008.
He has a total of 2 braincells that are both fighting for third place. Both his chromosones and height in centimeters are 176.
His name was declared in 2009 as another word for autism.
Melvin has a history of anger issues related to the popular game For Honor. Symptoms of Melvin being close to the game can cause him to scream racial slurs, brutally molest his microphone and destroy keyboards.
To prevent these agrevating symptoms he needs to have a parental figure within 10 meters of him at all times, and making him play at night has proven him to calm down.
His haircut (a buzzcut) has granted him access to engage in conversations with monkeys such as chimpanzees, orangutangs and the infamous Herr Nillson.
We suspect that he was raised by monkeys in his youth, which causes this abnormal behaviour.
Last but not least, his monkey based raising causes him to grow hair like a true chimp. He startet the rumors of bigfoot when he was skating and trying to do a macaroni tripple mcflurry flip with a backslick.
Person 1: Is he aucustic?
Person 2: Yes hes a bit on the Melvin side of the spectrum.
Patient: Give it to me straight doc, how did my autism test go?
Doctor: Im afraid that you tested 100% positive for Melvin'tism.
Patient: Dag nab it
Melvin: I passed the test. It told me that im artistic.
Doctor: No it said that you are autistic, is your name Melvin my any chance?
Person 1: Is that a monkey?
Person 2: No I think thats Melvin?
Melvin: Ooga Booga
1) A weird name, like the marshon front Looney Tools
2) A name for a frontal wedgie
1) Melvin just died
2) I got an atomic Melvin from the school bully