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Versailles Method

Wearing large amounts of perfume, cologne, body spray, hair product and body powder in an attempt to cover up the fact that you skipped bathing for a day, or days. Very common in 16th, 17th and 18th centuries in France and other European countries.

"OMG - my alarm didn't go off! No time to shower, I'll have to employ the Versailles Method!"

by Mouse A February 7, 2010

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Cowboy Method

A method of birth control that involves taking your gun out of the holster and shooting it. Another term for skeeting.

She won't get pregnant. I used the cowboy method.

by Fuhrball2 September 20, 2008

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Catholic Method

The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.

aka Pulling out

Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?

Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.

by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011

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the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

by thehoopchick October 22, 2010

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mystery method

A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.

"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."

by recoveringPUA November 4, 2007

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Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.

Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method

by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023


The Pennington Method

Named after it's founder, The Pennington Method also known as The 'Kevin-Pennington Method' was initially discovered about 50 years ago and has come to be known as way to entice, enchant and delight females. The driving force behind the "Pennington Method" isnt exactly a definable science, but lies somewhere in between hypnotism and magic. The origins are relatively unknown but the effects are seen widespread throughout the entertainment industry. The Pennington Method has been responsible for bringing some of the most beautiful females out of hiding and turning them into stars.

We have used The Pennington Method when wrangling female entertainers with excellent success.

by Jimmy Tib Kirk May 2, 2018