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A Midnight Crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. In accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.
Friend 1: Hey did you get that weird text from Andrew?
Friend 2: Yeah don't worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.
Friend 1: Oh! That's why he's changed.
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1) The Midnight Ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the Welles Brown Room at the University of Rochester.
2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.
Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Omg is that The Midnight Ramblers I hear?
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!
Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*
Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!
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Code term used to represent a black and/or African American person in a public setting.
Hehe check it out, Midnight Blues over there under tha bridge. Shit son, we be in the Midnight Blues part of town
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Midnight Harry
To Recive a Hand Job after a long night of Drinking at the Stroke of Midnight
Man after a long night of drinking I sure could use a Midnight Harry to End the Night
When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance
It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.
An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..
The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.
A girl is sleeping...It turns 12:00AM, you give the girl a motor boat to her boobs.
As I approached midnight, my girl was out like a light, so i gave her the "midnight tumbler".