First you stack pineapple rings on your dick and fuck a girl in the ass. When you pull out she farts on the pineapple and then eats it.
I gave her a Caribbean Muffler and she loved it!
The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
When you're penetrating someone anally and they fart, creating a muffler sound.
Brian "Did you go give it the chick you met at the bar last night"
Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"
The simulation of making cars sounds while performing oral sex on your partner.
This cock muffler sounded like a V8 shelby mustang.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and while choking on your dick, she accidentally farts.
So my girl was choking on my cock, and had a little muffler backfire.
I think my girl had to shit, because while she was gagging on my cock, she kept hitting with a muffler backfire.
A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -