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'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.
Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!
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Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese
I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.
Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.
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When two friends have so much in common they could be a newlywed couple
Wow, those two have a mutual marriage
Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.
Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.
two individuals of the Male species rubbing shafts, also known as sword fighting or crossing swords. it is an exceptional bonding exercise. no homo
my girlfriend got mad at me for having an intimate mutual sausaging sesh with my best friend
A term only stupid cunts are allowed to use when they have a penis and don't know what to do with it
According to the cunt, she and Moses are mutual nonfriends because she has a dong.