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Hipster facial hair style. Facial hair on men (and, rarely, women) often forms an inverted triangle directly beneath the lower lip, while the true beard forms further south. Leaving this small triangle of hair intact while shaving off the hair below it produces a jazz patch. An early popularizer of the style was Frank Zappa (RIP).
He got rid of the goatee; now he's got a jazz patch and some ugly-ass sideburns.
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a. The pubic hair growth in the crotch triangle usually sprouting a few days after the area was waxed or shaved. Either in male or female.
b. Nickname for an old college fraternity brother named Dan at the University of Minnesota circa 1990. Not sure if it was because he was a late bloomer; liked to chow shaved snatch; or perhaps it was poking fun of his hair.
c. A section of grass intended to replace a dead area in your yard.
Bitsy had a Brazillian bikini wax a week before spring break only to find that a few days later she had an itchy sod patch going on down there.
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While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
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A small patch of facial hair grown just below the middle of the bottom lip; sometimes extending down to the chin.
When I saw the pedophile on the news the first thing I noticed was his pedophile patch.
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(n) The part of a man's(or woman's) beard that grows in just below the bottom lip. Known as a love patch for its obvious advantages in administering oral sex to women.
She writhed in pleasure as his love patch on her lips.
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the triangle of fabric in the back of thong underwear, referred to when it peeks out of the top of a woman's pants, named as such because of the two srings holding it up and the fact that it covers
"the brown eye"
she's not that hot but I can't help but look every time she bends over I find myself staring right at her pirate patch
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A patch of hair located under the bottom lip that, when in combination with
A)shirt and tie,
B)long unkempt hair,
C)tinted glasses,
D)a turtleneck,
is an indication that its wearer is
A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an office drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.
B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.
C) a man who is undergoing mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.
D) gay.
Jean stroked his soul patch in appreciation, as his eyes travelled the length of the shapely body belonging to the elegant lady standing in his shop. Finally, he announced, "I sink you will find zat that zis red dress here, I love it -so- much!!, yes, zis dress is ze one for you, darlink. Look at ze needlework! C'est divine!"
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