Pie

Fawking hawt , secks, rapealicous

pregnant by two guys, slow, constant headaches, tired all the time, draws too much

dude pie is so hawt i wanna feel her up n liek do eet to her~Dan

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Pie

Comes in lots of flavors, and some dude like, screwed it in the movie. I hate pie. Plus, pie sucks and only (insert racial slur)eat them. Bush sucks too.

Outstandingly clear, isn't it?

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Zoo Pie

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

But, they are many variants including using crispy ramen noodles, potato chips, kettle chips, or pretzels. The only limitations are creativity and having money put into your commissary fund by the four “F’s”: friend, family, fellow gang members, or a faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside. Commissary can also be deposited through lucrative prison activity outside of the scope of this definition.

The concept enters popular culture through the final season of Atlanta season 4 episode 1 where it is used as a clue to a scavenger hunt that leads Paper Boi to a “pop up memorial service” for experimental rapper Blue Blood.

Blue Blood was famous — in life — for dropping hints for impromptu concerts and appearances. Paper Boi hears the term “Zoo Pie” in the lyric of a Blue Boy song and orders one — not knowing what it is — from the BBQ joint shouted out in the Blue Boi rap song.

Man! I’ve been out for a minute but I still like to eat me a Zoo Pie now that I’m home. It’s one of the best memories of being inside. Everybody can’t make themselves a Zoo Pie. You have to have commissary to eat them joints!!!!!!

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A shit pie

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

Creep pie

The act of allowing a creepy individual to ejaculate inside of the vaginal cavity.

Sally couldn’t remember how she ended up in the janitors closet during lunch with old man Waters. As he gave one final thrust she thought of happier times before being flooded with his creep pie.

Data Pie

Running a machine learning model and smoking a fat dab while the data cooks up.

MOM chill I'm just cooking up a fat Data Pie in here!

pie hitter

A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.

1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"