Random
Source Code
Random
evade someone or something at all cost
If you see her avoid her like the plague. (example of avoid like the plague)
13đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
A buying event larger than Black Friday,
This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.
First things to go are:
* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods
Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".
A disease caused by a Coronavirus that originated in China during December of 2019. The virus was spreading rapidly but since the people in China are Chinese they decided to not say anything about it until after Christmas. The disease quickly developed into a global pandemic and many Americans with mental illnesses/disabilities began buying up all of the toilet paper and cleaning supplies as if the world was about to experience some sort of “diarrhea armageddon”. People were dying, the economy took a huge hit, morons stopped drinking Corona beer, “Tiger King” was released on Netflix, domestic violence increased (which may have had something to do with “Tiger King”), the term “Social Distancing” was created and accepted for use in public conversation, and many other terrible outcomes resulted from the horrendous diet of the Chinese. On the upside essential people were the only people allowed to work in some areas which greatly reduced traffic on the highways.
The star of the Netflix series “Tiger King” caught the Chinese Bat Plague while he was in prison.
When unsuspecting vandals collect hundreds of miniature goats, and secretly drop them off in a small town or village.
They look cute, but these goats are ruining my yard! It's a Pygmy goat plague!!!
When one spends hours and hours of days adding the album art to their iPod or iPhone because they downloaded music and it didn't come with album artwork.
Then making sure that each album has the appropriate song in the right album.
Symptoms usually include countless hours of sleep loss, drinking dangerous amounts of energy drinks, punching people in the face who question your awesome skills of album arting, urges to smoke meth to stay awake to cure "the plague", then showing off your progress to everyone in sight and making them admire your work before you Falcon Punch them in their jealous face!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! The Album Art Plague has my iCOD feeling like a crack baby in rehab, atleast I only have 600 more songs to do, the 400 i have done only took me a week.
3đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
A disease attributed to virus, that is generally caused by smoking weed or marijuanna when one is even slightly ill.
The smoking greatly exascerbates the illness and adds to it's duration. Any smoking before your system is purged, will only strengthen the Hippy Death Plague and worsen your symptoms.
When I was smoking at Purchase, trying to lessen a headache and a slight tickling in the back of my throat, I unwittingly opened the door to the full-blown Hippy Death Plague.
Dude, you shouldn't be smoking if you're sick. Don't you know about the Hippy Death Plague?
6đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
n. Phenomenon resulting from a lack of proper container protection. Often occurs more rapidly in tropical climates. Remedies include yeti koosies and cold freezers.
My beer is suffering from the warm beer plague.