puppet master

Jamming your arm up someone's ass (up to the elbow) until you can control their movement.

Don't make me go puppet master on you, bitch.

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dirty puppet

when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot.

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.

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Dick Puppet

You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.

Glenn Beck is really just a dick puppet for the Koch brothers.

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ass puppet

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

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Puppet Government

See: Iraq

Bush: The new Iraqi government is 100% legit. In no way does my corrupt administration control it behind the scenes. No sir! And Saddam's trial isn't a front designed to give the impression of Iraqi sovereignty! Not at all!

:snicker:

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nigger puppet

Cockney rhyming slang for a chicken nugget.

Also a small black child.

1)You calling that takeaway mate? Get me 8 nigger puppets and chips. Safe.

2) See that little nigglet back there? What a chicken nugget.

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ass puppet

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.

Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.

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