Ripper magoo

When a guy named wade absolutely smashes his tee off shot and nuts in his pants on hole 1. Wade must of did a ripper magoo in stall 4 and banged 25 hookers prior to his tee off.

Wow that guy just donged that homerun! He must of just did a ripper magoo in the dugout with coach hollensbe before taking his at bat!

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Dick ripper

A crazy woman that would probably rip off your dick.

'She is such a Dick ripper'

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head ripper

A car sales term used to decribe a deal that put a buyer in extreme negative equity position.

Jeff Exclaimed proudly "I just had a real head ripper and will celebrate tonight with a case of Miller Lite, a porno, and a bag of cheetos, and that is after I make my Mortgage payent!"

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Ripper

A PT-tear is when after a person goes does on a girl, their lingual frenulum (a part of the tongue, beneath the tongue that attaches the tongue to the bottom of the mouth) is torn either a little or a lot because of the participant's enthusiasm

Dude, how did you tear your tongue?" "Last night, I got a Ripper doing Rachel last night!!

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Loud Ripper

Put a buttplug in her ass and keep it there for a week straight and make her eat foods that make her fart. After the week, get her to fart and push out the buttplug, causing a loud ripping noise

Person 1: Lets do a Loud ripper
Person 2: Sure

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barf-ripper

Someone who vomits and then licks their vomit off of someone elses back and then tears that person ass open with their penis.

My uncle was a barf-ripper. He would smell bad when he got home.

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jack the ripper

A smelly juicy fart , category 7-9.

"Geez Stiebo, ripping out the juicy ones , eh? Jack the Ripper in tha house ! "
"Smells like teen spirit "

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