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When two girls have had sex with the same guy
"Stacy, did you fuck Josh?"
"Yeah, last month"
"Dude, I fucked him, too!"
"We're shaft sisters!"
A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.
When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.
Or
If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!
I was totally gas shafted by hurricane Sandy.
verb.
To compensate for an elastic/loose anus or slim penis by fully inserting a Fleshlight or similar device into the anus of a partner and subsequently copulating.
noun.
A shaft within another hollow shaft, as in a penis within a Fleshlight or pocket vagina.
verb.
I wouldn't have felt a thing in Mary Kate's stool drooling ass pipe if i didn't quill shaft her.
noun.
I didn't have a condom so I punished her ass with a quill shaft.
In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.
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Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee
I'm rocking a quivering shaft at this strip club right now mom call me later.
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A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.
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