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The "Panama Shift" is a well known sex rotation for three people. It was created to keep sexual activity constantly going throughout a 24 hour period. It generally involves two transvestites and one male. This allows one person to take a break while the other two are having sex with each other, and a rotation is established.
The Panama Shift can also be accomplished with two transvestites and a female, as long as she has a strap on dildo. This is sometimes called the Panama Giraffe.
Tom: "Hey, guess what I did in Rio De Janeiro!"
Mike: "Banged all the trannies there?"
Tom: "Not all of them! But I was part of a Panama Shift!"
Mike: "Awesome!"
Tom: "My butt hurts now, but it was totally worth it!"
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In the fire department culture, work is usually divided into 3 shifts, or platoons; A, B, & C shift. The C shift is the spawn of the A & B shift, when fire departments became busier with higher call volume. It was necessary, to have an extra shift, in order to get the other shifts longer group days off for rest & recovery. It was also necessary to get the stupidest, dumbest bunch of village fucking idiots into one group, so as to only let the public be in danger by their incompetence only 10 days out of the month instead of 15, or only 1/3 of the year, instead of 1/2 of the year. fuck sticksass clownsbutt fucking idiotsboner biting butt fuckersdonkey punching dick lickersshit eating fart knockers
A shifter: "Good morning C shifter, what happened to the rig & why do we have a reserve engine?"
C shifter: "Well, we were coming down the hill from a call & the brakes started smoking. When we came to a stop, I engaged the spring brakes. They never released. Oh, I guess you're suppose to down shift to a lower gear, too, when you're descending a hill. You ever heard of that before?"
A shifter: "What? Fuck me."
C shifter: "Oh, we were super busy, too, so we didn't wash the rig & you need to get fuel."
A shifter: "Dude, there's a fuel tank at the side of the station......was it that difficult to pull in after the last call & get fuel."
C shifter: "I was hungry & I wanted to eat. I didn't want the truckers to get the last of the pancakes."
A shifter: "You're such a fuck ass. Fuck, I hate the c shift."
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To have sex with a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before.
"Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an awesome fuck"
"Hey thats my mum you're talking about dickhead"
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The most tactical and elite shift of a fire department. Any new firefighter with any talent is quickly moved to C shift . If you are put on any other shitbox shift other than C-shift than you might as well quit. When there is a task that needs to be completed, you can always count on C-shift, the other two shifts are not worth the toilet paper you wipe your ass with.
Fire Chief: "C-Shift, I need you all to continue to do solid work. A & B-Shift..... just sit there and don't touch anything and get your thumb out of your asses."
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When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car
ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!
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A Ph-shift, or Phantom shift, is a therianthrope-related occurence, when a therian feels the limbs of their phenotype. They can feel their animal limbs, yet they do not physically exist.
A ph-shift can be brought by similar factors of a m-shift, occur randomly, or can even happen at will.
Many therians say a ph-shift is the closest thing to a P-shift.
M-shift P-shift phenotype therianthrope therian
I had a ph-shift recently, and it can conflict with the human limbs.
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The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.
Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"
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