iron shirt

A bulletproof vest.

"I'm gonna put on an iron shirt, and chase Satan out of Earth" - Max Romeo

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shirt potatoes

Slang for boobs / breasts / sweater puppies

j, i would say that your female friends respect you, but aren't likely to reveal their shirt potatoes to you unless they are in a real "what the hell" mood

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Rage Shirt

Comparable to Red Shirts. Expendable, relatively main characters in an action movie who go on a sudden killing rampage in a battle scene, usually ending in their death by multiple gunshot/stab wounds.

Guy 1: DUDE! Did you see that cavalry guy during the Last Samurai? Epic killing rampage.

Guy 2: Yeah man, I love seeing rage shirts in movies.

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Shirt Mcguirk

Any random, unintelligable, gibberish uttered by a intoxicated person.

God, Ben drunk dialed me last night and left me a 5 minute voice mail of nothing but Shirt McGuirk.

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douchebag shirt

A variety of v-neck shirt with a very low V so as to show man-cleavage. The preferred club attire of the self-absorbed homosexual.

Tom: "Dude, there are a million guys wearing douchebag shirts at this bar."

Jake: "Welcome to WeHo."

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first shirt

An Air Force term (circa 1960s). Another name for a squadron's First Sergeant.
Sometimes just called "The shirt"

"The captain and the first shirt are checking out the barracks today"
"The shirt is on my case and wants to give me an Article 15".

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shirt thong

A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym

Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room