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To compare hand and finger sizes, leading to the comparing of other certain extremeties. This is a command given by one who is insecure about his manhood, and wants to reassure himself that he is as normal as anyone else.
Travis: "Size it up!"
Todd: "Stfu Travis."
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Medium to small size. Tiny, insignificant, embarrassingly in need of those Swedish enlargers sold through spam emails.
Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
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what a guy calls his tiny penis to make it sound better
I know... It's fun size
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An incomprehensibly large sized soda, generally a minimum of 42 oz.
If you're going to 7-11, pick me up a diabetes-sized Dr. Pepper. I need something to wash down this bucket of chicken.
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a girl who is either short or tall that is also hot
"i'm a frickn' giant"
"no you aren't your fun size ;)"
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A man who's penis is smaller than most... Big enough to feel, yet small enough to never hurt.
The first person I had sex wiTh was Cory, but Daniel popped my cherry.
Damian: How big is Cory's dick
Rick: Ughe, Well he is fun sized
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She wouldn’t believe me, until I pulled out my Roshan-sized rifle.