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A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.
-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.
-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.
- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool
Finger blasting with a electric cord
John: I socket rocketed myself last time
Tom: your gay
When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket
“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”
Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person
Dave: I slept with your sister last night
Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
The socket you pop your balls in when you’re bored
Jake: I can’t stop popping my balls in my ball socket
Dan: same
(Subtle popping noises)
A: The act of stick the penis into a socket; commonly an outlet in a wall.
Said as if it were a criminal charge; used with words like 'Committed' etc.
B: a form of torture similar to Definition A. Primary pronounced in German 'Schwanzes Steckdose' (not exact translation)
A: The man committed Cocket Socket and was rushed to the ER in a state of shock.
B: After killing the king's son, the man was arrested and sentenced to solitary confinement and Schwanzes steckdose for life.