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Over and improper use of the word "like" in short succession.
Your friend tells you a story...
I just got home and I was like, "Mom, I am going to bed", and she was like, "no, you need to clean your room", and I was like, "I just worked 10 hours!". and she was like, "too bad, I want your room cleaned!" and I was like. "whatev".
You respond (sometimes interrupting), "like spike!"
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Shit Spike is when somebody spikes someones food or drink with shit.
"OMMFG!!! THIS MEAT BALL NOODLE SOUP TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"
"Haha!"
"Shit Spike?"
"yep."
"you ASSHOLE!"
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When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.
Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...
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When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia
Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts
His Friend: hey man whats wrong
G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike
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As uncool as scene is, it's a hair style that kids who aren't even cool enough to be scene sport. It consists of poorly cut hair, that you probably did yourself. Some hair glue. You spike up like 10 strands of hair in the back, spray some hair glue on it, and you're good to go.
"ZOMG!!1one_028%%&*@&% did you see that girl's hair?"
"Yeah, she's rockin' the battleground spike"
"man, she's so scene!"
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A more mature way of saying a very well composed piece of feces. Aka shit.
Person A: Yo what the fuck dude, did you spike in my pillow case.
Person B: Me no man, thats fucked up. I think I saw Billy in there with a knife and toilet paper last night.
Person A: Fuck that, im Spiking on his goddam floor
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A small rodent that lies underneath the folds of flubber of an obese man. The rodent survives in hot moist areas of the body living off of sweat and missed food particals. If is very docile and can be easily trained. Can grow up to the size of a toy poodle.
Did you see the Spike Rat that was living between Billy's flubber? I think the Spike Rat was eating cookie crumbs.
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