splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

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boob splooge

The phrase of real men.

Boy: boob splooge!

/boy is eaten.

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cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt

I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.

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ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation

my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall

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Splooge Lord

The lord of all splooge memes (Dong memes included)

Hey, there goes Chris, i've heard he's a splooge lord

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splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

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Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.

Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.

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