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The shocking horror that awaits you in a restroom stall aka assplosion aka phantom shit.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Wow you look horrible.
Yeah I just got out of the john and some sick fuck left me a fecal surprise.
When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.
"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"
"How was she?"
"She had the purple surprise."
A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.
Most frequently the middle child.
See also: accident
Child: So did you always want two sons dad?
Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.
Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise
1. When a guy cums in your mouth and it tastes surprisingly like pickle juice.
2. When you reach into a bag of food and find a juicy surprise pickle at the bottom.
1. "I was craving something salty so I let Bob give me a surprise pickle to satisfy my craving"
2. "I can't believe that restaurant didn't surprise pickle me. I'm never going back!"
A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.
He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.